Twisted Oak is a winery in Calaveras County, California. Go east about three miles from Angels Camp on California Highway 4 to the picturesque Vallecito area. At Red Hill Road, you’ll see an old wooden outbuilding apparently being help up by the Twisted Oak banner. This building is now crammed with rubber chickens. Look for the ones trying to escape. The private road to the winery (and tasting room) is a winding, uphill gravel experience of great Sierra foothill views and lots of smiles provided by the people who run this business. It’s probably the best half-mile of driving fun in the state.
If you really want to have some fun, try to outdo them. Walk in wearing a clown nose or get dressed up as an Easter bunny – give them something to remember you by! They’ll appreciate it – especially if you go out carrying a case of their wine; I hear it’s quite good.
This is not some centuries-old and stuffy European type winery; fun and creativity are paramount here. How else might you explain wine with names such as:
The Spaniard
Murgatroyd
Pig Stai
River of Skulls
and
*%#&@! (known colloquially as “Potty Mouth”)
Their Web site is:
Enjoy the ride.
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When you see the bones of a buccaneer hanging from the yardarm (or thereabouts) you're at the Twisted Oak tasting room. Go in and celebrate the end of one more wine-plundering pirate!
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Don't look for Twisted Rt. 4 on your highway map. Once you're on it, forget all others. This one leads to where you want to go. "You can't miss it."
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Twisted Roadway Ahead. This particular sign is not on the standard driver license test. But you get the idea.
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This is the view from atop the hill where the winery is situated. In spring, the California poppies use the green grasses as their backdrop.
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The ground may not be on the level, but this winery sure is! Maybe this is the beginning of "tipsy."
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